Altoids Blowjob

1 oz. Kahlua
1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps
1 1/2 oz. cream
Top with whipped cream
serve in shot glass

Banana Daiquiri

1 oz. Kahlua
1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps
1 1/2 oz. cream
Top with whipped cream
serve in shot glass


Between The Sheets

1 oz. brandy
1 oz. triple sec
1 oz. light rum

shake, strain into cocktail glass

Birth Control

1 1/2 oz. rye whiskey
1 1/2 oz. gin

serve in lowball glass

Blow Job

1 oz. Kahlua
top with whipped cream

serve in shot glass

With no hands, grab the shotglass with
your mouth, tilt your head back and swallow.
Be careful the glass shatters easily.
(it has happened, really)

Comfortable Screw

1 oz. Kahlua
1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps
1 1/2 oz. cream
Top with whipped cream
serve in shot glass

serve in highball glass

Creamy Bush

1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz. irish whiskey

serve in shot glass

Flaming Orgasm

12 oz. lager in beer mug
1 1/2 oz. 151 rum

flame the 151 rum,
drop it in the beer,
and chug it down

Flying Fuck

1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels

serve in lowball glass

Fuzzy Dick

1 part Kahlua
1 part Grand Marnier

fill with coffee; top with whip
cream; serve in coffee glass

Fuzzy Navel

1 1/2 oz. peach schnapps
fill with orange juice

stir in highball glass

Fuzzy Screw

3/4 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. peach schnapps
fill with orange juice

stir in highball glass

Get Laid

1 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. raspberry schnapps
fill with pineapple juice
splash of cranberry juice

stir in highball glass

Hairy Virgin

2 parts light rum
1 part triple sec
2 parts pineapple juice

blend, serve in exotic glass
garnish with a cherry

Hot Irish Nut

1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Frangelico
(1 part amaretto optional)
coffee

serve in coffee mug

Long Island Iced Tea #1

1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. light rum
1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. tequila
1 oz. sour mix
splash of orange juice
splash of coke

shake, strain into soda glass
garnish with lemon wedge

serve with a straw

Long Island Ice Tea #2

1 1/2 oz. vodka
1 1/2 oz. light rum
1 1/2 oz. triple sec
3/4 oz. gin
1/2 oz. melon liqueur
1/2 oz. sour mix

mix in a highball glass over ice

Orgasm #1 (Screaming)

2 oz. vodka (screamer)
2 oz. amaretto
2 oz. kahlua
2 oz. light cream

shake, strain into lowball glass.
remove vodka for regular orgasm.

Orgasm #2

2 oz. Grand Marnier
2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

shake, strain into highball glass

Orgasm #3

2 oz. Drambuie
2 oz. Brandy
2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

shake, strain into highball glass

Pop The Cherry

2 oz. cherry brandy
fill with orange juice

stir in highball glass
garnish with a cherry and orange slice

Sex

1 1/2 oz. Kahlua
1 1/2 oz. Grand Marnier

serve in lowball glass

Sex Machine

1 1/2 oz. Kahlua
1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
milk

serve in lowball glass

Sex On The Beach #1

1 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. peach schnapps
1/2 full cranberry juice
1/2 full pineapple juice

stir in highball glass

Sex On the Beach #2

1 part cream de cassis
1 part melon liqueur
1 part pineapple juice
1 part vodka

stir in highball glass

Sit On My Face

1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1 oz. Frangelico
1 oz. Kahlua

serve in shot glass

Slippery Nipple

1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

serve in lowball glass

Slow Comfortable Screw

3/4 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. sloe gin
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
fill with orange juice

serve in highball glass

Slow Comfortable Screw Against The Wall

1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. sloe gin
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
fill with orange juice
splash of galliano

serve in highball glass

Slow Screw

1 oz. vodka
1 oz. sloe gin
fill with orange juice

serve in highball glass

Strawberry Stripper

1 1/2 oz. strawberry schnapps
1 1/2 oz. triple sec
fill with orange juice

serve in highball glass

Tasty Orgasm

1 1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps
1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

serve in shot glass

Tight Snatch

1 1/2 oz. light rum
1 oz. peach schnapps
fill with pineapple juice

stir in highball glass

Virgin

1 1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. white creme de menthe
1 oz. forbidden fruit

shake, strain into highball glass